01/12/11 – Psy’Aviah – Eclectric (music)

After catching samples of their work on Endzeit Bunkertracks volumes and Fxxk The Mainstream, I was excited to get the release of Psy’Aviah’s latest, titled “Eclectric.” After repeated attempts to listen to it, I have a few questions: First, when did the sound engineer for Cleopatra move to Alfa Matrix? The mastering on this disc is like a mid-90s industrial compilation…Like someone dug out a copy of “Industrial Madness” and said, “Just copy this!” (In actuality, it was Geert de Wilde of IC 434 fame.)

And then there’s the question of beats. Is it a Belgium thing? Is it an Alfa Matrix thing? There are whole, half, quarter, eighth, etc. notes, but they seem to be completely ignored in tracks like “!AllAboutYou.” (I’m looking at you, Helalyn Flowers.) Cramming as many syllables into a verse as time will allow? That’s not edgy, folks; that’s simply poor writing. And do we need to discuss the overuse of “wire scan” vocoding? At least it masks the vocalists’ boredom, especially apparent in what would’ve been an otherwise good track called “Something Evil.”

And Jennifer Parkin (who does the guest vocals for “Into The Game”)? Stop. Please. You’re better than this…and your previous full release and the EP and…Okay, maybe you should just give up. However, Kristell Lowagie is a high point, providing vocals for “Kings & Queens” on the bonus disc.

On the scale of Rhianna to 10, this release gets a 3. Once the project decides if it should sound like Neikka RPM, Angelspit, or Psychopomps, it may actually make some decent music. Assuming they ignore any more requests from Geert de Wilde to master anything.

11/24/10 – Conjure One – Exilarch (music)

I’m sure many of Conjure One’s fans transitioned to the project from Rhys Fulber’s better known musical outlet Frontline Assembly. I, however, got turned onto it by the inclusion of Poe, one of my favorite vocalists, who sang on a number of tracks for the 2002 self-titled release and 2005’s “Extraordinary Ways.”

As a casual listener, I ran through this album as I’ve done with the previous two: The first one or two tracks entrance me, followed by my fast decline into boredom until I finally skip to another artist.  This isn’t so much a reflection of Conjure One as it is on my inability to appreciate softer, Top 40-ish releases.  Unfortunately, “Exilarch” differs in that it sounds (it’s not the right word, but it’s the one that comes to mind) cheap.  The instruments/samples chosen seem like they were arranged in Fruity Loops, using nothing but the prepackaged presets.

I think this is a decent release for those interested in Top 40 with an electronic edge, especially if you like the Middle Eastern influence Conjure One has always been known for.  But audiophiles might not be able to stomach the poor quality of the guitars and basses.

11/23/10 – Australia (country) (music)

Every Australian I ever met has had a deep respect for music; they value it as an integral part of their daily lives.  I was schooled once by a fourteen-year-old music producing Aussie on genres and projects.  They’re a force to be reckoned with when discussing this particular art form.

Unfortunately, 90% of the time, they will swear an Australian band is the end-all-be-all of a genre, if not all music itself.  Coincidentally, 90% of Australians mistake what the end-all-be-alls of genres, if not all music itself, are.

11/15/10 – Punk Goes Pop 3 (album)

Although many would disagree, I’m a fan of anthologies, particularly tributes. Genre-crossing collections can be especially frustrating, though, since instead of the usual mix of great covers with bland by-the-numbers tracks, there’s also the addition of poorly translated songs. This is surprisingly true for Punk Goes Pop 3. Surprising because the previous collections have had their misses, but they’re usual a solid offering for what they are. But this release features a number of screamo/pseudo-hardcore artists that sometimes blatantly miss the mark.

Breathe Carolina’s cover of Jay Sean f/Lil Wayne’s “Down,” the opening track, is a prime example. No new flavor and the song is a standard dance track, something that’d fit right in with any house mix. Funny, I expected some form of punk. Artist Vs. Poet’s attempt at Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” is similar but picks up at the end enough to warrant multiple listens.

But the real treat of the album is Woe, Is Me’s version of Katy Perry’s “Hot N Cold.” Adding a large dose of rock with a pinch of humor, the band really make the track their own. “Bulletproof,” originally by La Roux and redone by Family Force 5, is another one to check out.

One last track to note is This Century’s version of M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes.” The good news is that they can actually annunciate, helping you understand the lyrics. The bad news is…well, now you can understand the lyrics. (P.S. Fuck M.I.A.)

11/14/10 – How To Train Your Dragon (film)

Let’s just get a few things out in the open right off the bat:  First, this is a children’s adventure story with some comical elements, which is the complete opposite of Dreamworks’ flagship animation, Shrek.  The laughs are far and few between with this one, and when they do come, they’re nothing mind-blowing.  If you go into this movie with the expectation of a comedy, you’ll be severely disappointed.  Second, you’ll recognize Craig Ferguson’s voice and…well, that’s about it.  There’s some talent that may make you go “That was…?”, but again, nothing spectacular.  And that’s the general feeling of this entire movie.  It won’t be noteworthy to the general viewer.  The plot is thin, the animation is just decent enough for the story, and the main characters aren’t deep or sympathetic.

The film does shine, however, with a few scenes.  The fact that the main character, Hiccup, uses previously attained observations in his battles without giant neon signs pointing out to the audience that they were retrieved from a particular scene is appreciated.  The father of the meek Hiccup is surprisingly well-rounded, where some writers/directors would’ve used a one-track authority figure dealing with a ne’er-do-well member of the tribe.  But with such a simple plot that’s obviously aimed toward younger children, this element is bulky, as if the creators knew it should be there but weren’t sure what to do with it.

With the forced love interest sub-plot, extraneous scenes and characters, and contradictory character development (Ever see bees turn on their queen?  Then why would comparable creatures do so with only the suggestion of their eons-long enemy?), the story isn’t worth viewing unless you have a very little one who finds dragons adorable.  And even then, borrow the DVD and play it on mute.